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“I'm Too Sexy” — ILLuMiNiCe

A bold, playful tribute to an iconic pop-culture moment — reimagined with Toronto grit and a wink.

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Why this song? Why now?

Right Said Fred’s “I'm Too Sexy” (1991) started as cheeky satire inspired by the over-the-top world of fashion and self-obsession. It flipped a tongue‑in‑cheek hook into a worldwide smash, turning runway swagger into a pop earworm. My cover keeps the humor but brings a modern, street‑smart energy — a nod to confidence without taking yourself too seriously.

For me, the track is a playful reset — celebrating resilience after setbacks, smiling through the grind, and letting art speak when life gets loud.

Right Said Fred era montage — A cultural moment that never stopped winking at the camera.

My Journey: Work, Hustle, and Lessons

I’m Vishal Sethi — artist name ILLuMiNiCe — from the GTA. I’ve worn many hats to keep the dream alive: retail, security, warehouse, hospitality, and more. Below is a snapshot of where I’ve been and what I’m building.

UNFI Canada — Sanitation Associate (2025)

Warehouse sanitation & safety in Concord; balanced shifts while pursuing music, tech, and PHYSIX Coin.

Retail & Sales

Foot Locker (associate, 1993–97 & later), GNC (top multi‑sales), Nike Factory Store (Vaughan Mills), Champs/Kids Foot Locker; Elections Canada roles.

Pharma & Manufacturing

Apotex (packaging lines, liquid dose); Magna Seating; hands‑on compounding experience during college (e.g., acetaminophen, shea butter lotions).

Hospitality & Automotive

Aloft (houseman); lot manager/jockey at the former Woodbine Pontiac used car lot.

Security & Certifications

Ontario licensed security guard (mobile patrol, hotels, weddings); Can‑Fit‑Pro Nutrition & Wellness Specialist; advanced Personal Training certification.

Education

Pharma‑Medical Science College of Canada (2014, Pharmaceutical Production diploma, Certificate of Excellence). Lifelong learner across science, fitness, AI, and Web3.

Financial Reality

I’ve bootstrapped everything — juggling bills, pausing investments, and choosing grit over giving up. Art kept me moving.

School Struggles

I skipped too much in grades 9–10 and almost got kicked out for attendance. I learned the hard way — discipline beats talent when talent takes a day off.